The Undertaker's Office

Everything you need to know before the burial.

About the Service

A parody examination tool for abandoned GitHub repositories. Submit a URL and receive an official-looking certificate of death, complete with cause, date, and last recorded words.

Method of Examination

We query the GitHub public API — commit history, star count, open issues, archive status — and run a severity assessment. The cause of death is algorithmic, not editorial. The results are accurate. The framing is not.

Records We Keep

No accounts. No signups. We log the most recent burials (repo name, generated cause, score, timestamp) to populate the public record on the homepage. Anonymous usage metrics only.

Restricted Access

Public repositories only. We do not access private code, credentials, or any data not already available through GitHub's public API.

Support the Undertaker

This service runs on a cheap server and a questionable amount of free time. If it made you laugh, a coffee keeps the lights on.

☕ don't let us die

Contact

For anything that could not wait: dot.systems@proton.me